Elon Musk Arrives In M’sia With Submarine Capable Of Saving Opposition

SEPANG: Rescue diver feuding, tech billionaire Elon Musk touched down in Malaysia this evening keen to show off his newest rescue submarine prototype capable of descending to the depths which Malaysia’s opposition are currently at. “Unlike the recent…

Politics

Najib Claims AG Not Qualified To Let Him Off

KUALA LUMPUR: In a landmark legal case, Datuk Seri Najib Razak has issued legal proceedings against Tommy Thomas on the grounds the newly appointed Malaysian Attorney-General is not qualified to let him…

Shahrizat Retires From Politics To Spend Quality Time With Her Money

KUALA LUMPUR:  Former women, family, and community development minister and Wanita Umno chief Shahrizat Abdul Jalil today announced her intention to retire from active politics as she wanted to spend more quality…

McDonald’s M’sia Considers Policy Where Only Americans Can Cook Big Macs

KUALA LUMPUR:  In the wake of today's nation-wide foreign cook ban, Malaysian McDonald's restaurants are said to be seriously considering if Malaysians should be allowed to cook their burgers to protect the…

India To Malaysia: “Sorry About Jho Low. It Really Sucks When A Country Won’t Extradite Someone To Face Punishment”

DELHI:  Sources close to  India's Prime Minister Narendra Modi and his Ministry of External Affairs today sympathised with Malaysia’s struggle to bring 1MDB mastermind Jho Low back to face criminal charges for…

Headlines

Najib’s Son Almost Considers Selling World Cup Tickets To Pay Sister’s Medical Bills

MOSCOW: The son of Malaysia’s former Prime Minister, Nazif Najib leaped into an imaginary victory scrum last night after defeating the voices of…

Sedition Report Saves Nation From Collapsing Into Rational Discussion

KUALA LUMPUR: Experts following the case of Lawyer Fadiah Nadwa Fikri today urged Malaysians not to allow the nation to descend into respectful,…

Najib Apologises After Returning Donations Through Force Of Habit

KUALA LUMPUR: The newly unveiled ‘Solidariti Bersama Datuk Najib’ suffered a setback this afternoon after it was revealed most of the donations received…

Editor’s Choice

Lebanese Lawyers Fear Rosmah Case Could Get Mezze

BEIRUT: Legal experts close to the Lebanese traders suing Malaysia’s former-FLOM over US$15mil of unpaid designer jewellery believe this legal case could get…

Frustrating Search For Tape End On Biskut Raya

KAMPUNG BARU:  The family of Abdullah bin Bakar could only watch helplessly this morning as the father stubbornly refused to grab a knife…

MACC Questioning Ends After Officers Turned To Stone

PUTRAJAYA: An aide assisting MACC officials attending today’s 5-hour grilling of former PM’s wife, Datin Seri Rosmah Mansor confirmed he had suggested ending…

In Focus

Zakir Naik Proves He’s A Real Malaysian By Telling India He’s ‘On The Way’

KUALA LUMPUR:  Today Malaysian govt officials defended the decision to allow Islamic televangelist Dr. Zakir…

Ex-Jailed Opposition Leader Endorses Leader Who Jails Opposition

ISTANBUL: This week, an until recently imprisoned Malaysian government critic endorsed the reelection of a…

Husband OK With Son-In-Law Gifting Wife More Luxury Handbags Than He Does

LANGKAWI: The nation’s marriage analysts were left puzzled today after a sensitive husband admtted in…

National

Foreign Cook Ban: Nation’s Youth Enlisted For Mandatory Hawker Stall Duty

PETALING JAYA:  Today the Human Resource Ministry announced all 18-year-old men and women will be…

Papa Says You Can’t Have New Train Set Because Credit Card Maxed Out

PUTRAJAYA:  Still in shock after receiving a 1 trillion ringgit credit card statement, our nation's…

Stolen Billions We Can Live With But Night Raids Uncalled For, Neighbours Say

TAMAN DUTA:  Today neighbours spoke out against the late-night raid on former Prime Minister Najib…

Tech

China Proposes Cheaper High Speed Bus To Singapore

BEIJING: Disappointed after learning Prime Minister Tun Mahathir will scrap Malaysia’s RM100bil high-speed rail service to Singapore, a Chinese consortium…

Malaysian Shares Fake News

  KUALA LUMPUR: 31-year-old Abdullah Abu Bakar has been accused of sharing false news online in apparent defiance of the…

Property

Air rescue team sweeps Johor in search of property buyers

JOHOR:  Armed with satellite imagery, property developer air rescue crews today began flights over miles…

Sex

Realistic Male Sex Robot Rolls Over And Goes To Sleep After 2 Minutes

BUTTERWORTH: Local tech startup Hia Today Bhd, unveiled Malaysia's entry into the burgeoning love doll industry today with the release of a…

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Life Incomplete Without A Tapir Times Tee Shirt

  NATION: Leading psychologists have confirmed modern life in Malaysia is a sad and unfulfilling experience unless you choose your own Tapir…