MAS Flight Grounded Until Everyone Comfortable With Inflight Magazine

KLIA: Customers traveling on Malaysian Airlines (MAS) flight MH784 to Bangkok this morning were delayed for several hours as passengers took longer than expected to clear all the articles in the onboard inflight magazine. “After recent pictures of…

Politics

Najib Suggests Trial Be Delayed Until 30th February

KUALA LUMPUR: The legal team acting for former prime minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak continued their attempts to delay his first corruption trial today by suggesting it should be delayed a few…

Govt Unveils Anwar Countdown Clock

NATION: In an effort to end the power struggle between factions, party lobbyists and civil servants and get them to stop politicking and do some real work, the government unveiled an addition…

Poll Reveals 90% Of M’sians Who Received Personal Cheques From Najib, Miss His Leadership

NATION: In a poll sure to worry the Pakatan Harapan government, an overwhelming 90% of Malaysians who received generous loyalty cheques of RM200,000 or more from the donor-linked personal AmBank account of…

China Apologises For 1MDB Bailout – Offers To Make 3rd National Car For M’sia In Return

BEIJING: Senior Chinese officials who negotiated US$34 billion of overpriced infrastructure deals for the Najib government, apologised today, and offered to manufacture Malaysia’s third national car on our nation’s behalf to make…

Headlines

Govt Calls On Mamak Eateries To Cut Sugar, Not Sell Cigarettes, Install Crossfit Gyms

NATION: Health Ministry officials today lauded Nasi Kandar chain, Pelita’s decision to no longer sell cigarettes while urging other eateries to cut sugar…

Parent Heartbreak As Daughter Returns From UK College Without British Accent

PETALING JAYA: There was a sombre mood in the Sim family household this weekend, as parents Edmund and Jennifer struggled to accept their…

Transport Minister Warns Inbound Flying Sleigh To Respect M’sian Airspace Regulations

PUTRAJAYA: Malaysia’s Transport Minister Anthony Loke has warned an approaching reindeer-powered flying sleigh that like Singaporean aircraft, it must comply with the nation’s…

Editor’s Choice

Overworked Journalists To Spend 2019 Ripping Stories Off The Coverage

KUALA LUMPUR: Weary from the never-ending pressures of attending press conferences, interviewing subjects, researching, and fact-checking, the nation’s journalists revealed plans to take…

Lim Kok Wing University Introduces Course In Handling Opportunistic Tweet Backlash

CYBERJAYA:  Students taking creative courses on Lim Kok Wing campuses have discovered in addition to their other courses, they can now study a…

Dislike Of Ibrahim Ali Ironically Unites Nation

KUALA LUMPUR:  In a surprising turn of events, the Prime Minister’s dream of uniting the country is finally coming true.  Malaysians of all…

In Focus

Rosak Van DVD Player Leaves Boy No Choice But To Look Out Window

SUBANG JAYA: Joseph Lim’s ride to school took a tragic turn this morning after a…

Police Introduce Marie Kondo-Style House Decluttering Service

PETALING JAYA: With the new Netflix show 'Tidying Up’ proving to be a hit with…

Drowning M’sian Insists Only Someone Of His Race Should Save Him

MELAKA: Today a 29-year-old Malaysian visiting a local beach admitted to being in distress after…

National

Cameron Highlands Takes 10-Year Challenge

In a series of posts garnering interest online, the Cameron Highlands hopped onboard the latest…

Singapore Accuses Malaysia Of Acting Like It Has A New Govt

SINGAPORE: Supporters of Singapore Transport Minister, Khaw Boon Wan today slammed Malaysia for inconveniently revisiting…

Loyalists Suggest Putrajaya Go Back To Barisan So Anwar Can Lead Pakatan To Victory

KUALA LUMPUR: Facing backlash for staging a Port Dickson by-election, loyalists close to Datuk Seri…

Tech

Malaysia Developing Driverless Car Capable Of Tailgating, Using Emergency Lanes

CYBERJAYA:   Today local technology startup Hia Today Bhd announced its new autonomous driver upgrade was intelligent enough to change lanes…

China Proposes Cheaper High Speed Bus To Singapore

BEIJING: Disappointed after learning Prime Minister Tun Mahathir will scrap Malaysia’s RM100bil high-speed rail service to Singapore, a Chinese consortium…

Malaysian Shares Fake News

  KUALA LUMPUR: 31-year-old Abdullah Abu Bakar has been accused of sharing false news online in apparent defiance of the…

Property

Equanimity To Become Ship Steakhouse

PORT KLANG: Malaysia’s Finance Ministry revealed big plans for the seized RM1billion superyacht Equanimity arriving…

Sex

Realistic Male Sex Robot Rolls Over And Goes To Sleep After 2 Minutes

BUTTERWORTH: Local tech startup Hia Today Bhd, unveiled Malaysia's entry into the burgeoning love doll industry today with the release of a…

Exclusive

Bangsar Expat Impresses Friends By Saying ‘Terima Kasih’

The visiting colleagues of Pearce Walter were treated to some Bahasa this afternoon after the long-term expatriate wrapped up ordering lunch at…