Visiting Australian Tourists Given Bag Of Dumped Plastic Waste To Take Back Home

KUALA LUMPUR: Sources close to Energy, Science, Technology, Environment and Climate Change Minister Yeo Bee Yin today confirmed all visiting Australian tourists will be given a bag of their dumped plastic waste to take back home with them.…

Politics

Najib Hopes Trial Broadcast Will Finally Give Him Some Exposure

PETALING JAYA: There was a mood of optimism in the Najib Razak camp this morning as the possibility of a live telecast of his upcoming money laundering trial might finally get the…

Negeri MB Urged To Quit To Avoid Pubs Near His Office

SEREMBAN: Malaysians are awaiting the resignation of Negeri Sembilan Menteri Besar and Seremban International Golf Club president, Aminuddin Harun this morning upon learning businesses serving alcohol are located close to his office.…

Hadi To Support Dr M Mon/Wed/Fri, Will Oppose Him With Umno Other Days

SEMENYIH: Today PAS party strategists assured critics their party leader knew exactly where his political loyalties lie. “PAS president Dakut Seri Abdul Hadi Awang has pledged to give his full uncompromising support…

Telling Nik Abduh It’s OK To Deceive Voters Also A Syariah-Compliant Lie, PAS Confirms

MALAYSIA: PAS supporters confused by leader Nik Mohamad Abduh Nik Abdul Aziz’s recent confession that he denied being in a controversial pre-GE14 audio recording, were comforted today, as PAS religious experts confirmed…

Headlines

Local Baby Defends Decision To Remove Hijab

SHAH ALAM: 5-month-old Nayla Binti Amar had tiny fists shaking in condemnation this week after her decision to remove her hijab sent shockwaves…

April Najib Demands Oct Najib Apologise For Saying Pink Diamond Was A Gift From UAE Prince

RANTAU: Today, campaigning former Prime Minister Najib Razak demanded a younger version of himself head to his ‘apology room,’ for spreading lies about…

Nation Transitions From Kleptocracy To Disappointocracy

NATION: Malaysia declared itself a disappointocracy at approximately 11pm last night as the nation’s voters, commentators, and politicians declared the nation had fallen…

Editor’s Choice

The Tapir Times Welcomes New CEO

TROPICANA MALL STARBUCKS TABLE 12: Malaysia’s most trusted herbivore-themed news portal announced the appointment of a new Chief Executive Officer last night. “Datuk…

New MAS CEO Signs On Until Thursday

KUALA LUMPUR: Today Malaysia Airlines welcomed its latest Chief Executive Officer, Mr Helmut Schoenherr this morning who has signed a contract expiring on…

Easily Bent Spoon Almost Useless Against Wedding Beef Rendang

TAMAN SRI SINAR: A thin, easily bent spoon at Aziz and Jasmin’s wedding reception proved almost useless against a tough beef rendang it…

In Focus

Scientists Photograph Black Hole Containing Felda’s Money

CHILE: With a massive Event Horizon Telescope, and a Huawei P30 Pro, a team of…

Malaysia Lauds Singapore’s Fake News Law

SINGAPORE: While critics remain concerned about the impact Singapore’s anti-fake news law, ‘the Protection from…

Waterfall Picnickers Slam Pasir Gudang Dumping Crisis

NATION: Visitors at a popular Malaysian rainforest waterfall picnic site today voiced their disgust after…

National

Few Good Men’s Col Jessup Says Abductions Are Police Taking Matters Into Their Own Hands

PUTRAJAYA:  In the wake of a Human Rights Commission of Malaysia (Suhakam) inquiry concluding special…

Shafee Requests Further Trial Adjournment After Being Poked In Eye By Pet Bird

PUTRAJAYA: Sources close to Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak’s defense team have indicated his lead…

Police Mull Doubling Outstanding Summons Before Announcing 50% Discount

PUTRAJAYA: Traffic police who report they can only collect 30% of the millions of summonses…

Tech

Astro Urges Govt To Shut Down Android Boxes When It Rains

PETALING JAYA: In an attempt to win back subscribers, Astro has called for the government to disrupt Android box streaming…

Malaysia Developing Driverless Car Capable Of Tailgating, Using Emergency Lanes

CYBERJAYA:   Today local technology startup Hia Today Bhd announced its new autonomous driver upgrade was intelligent enough to change lanes…

China Proposes Cheaper High Speed Bus To Singapore

BEIJING: Disappointed after learning Prime Minister Tun Mahathir will scrap Malaysia’s RM100bil high-speed rail service to Singapore, a Chinese consortium…

Property

Equanimity To Become Ship Steakhouse

PORT KLANG: Malaysia’s Finance Ministry revealed big plans for the seized RM1billion superyacht Equanimity arriving…

Sex

Realistic Male Sex Robot Rolls Over And Goes To Sleep After 2 Minutes

BUTTERWORTH: Local tech startup Hia Today Bhd, unveiled Malaysia's entry into the burgeoning love doll industry today with the release of a…

Exclusive

Bangsar Expat Impresses Friends By Saying ‘Terima Kasih’

The visiting colleagues of Pearce Walter were treated to some Bahasa this afternoon after the long-term expatriate wrapped up ordering lunch at…