We are really excited about the new Godzilla movie. From what we hear, the big guy won’t be stomping through KL in the film, but what if he really did? Here are 14 things that might happen.
1. Big traffic Jams
2. The damage would be catastrophic
3. The Prime Minister would maintain an ‘elegant silence’ about the divisive Godzilla issue. (He cant be expected to speak up every time some big mouth comes to town!)
4. Our Government would take immediate action.
5. More traffic problems
6. Everyone would be taking ‘Godzilla selfies’
….and be proud to receive Godzilla photo bombs!
7. Shutter heads would be trying to capture ‘forced perspective’ photographs with the mighty behemoth.
8. Will our heroes come to our rescue?
9. Our Defense Minister would plan a way for us to strike back!
10. Some would identify those responsible for the monster menace…
11. Many will flee
12. Those who love all things Japanese will be delighted
13. Mamak menu items would include monster sized portions…
14. Eventually, we racially tolerant 1Malaysians would accept Godzilla as one of our own and turn our attention towards the next crisis…