DNA analysis reveals Cadbury chocolate in man’s rectum

Submitted by Anal Confectionery DNA Editor,

BANGI:  Saiful’s legal council is on the defensive this week after tests revealed the presence of suspicious chocolate products in his back passage.

“We refute this irresponsible charge,” said his lawyer, “My client maintains that he has not consumed chocolate bars in hotel rooms as alleged by certain quarters out to destroy his promising future.”

“Obviously the samples have been compromised.  Mr Saiful maintains he has still not washed his backside since June 30, 2008, so we can provide test samples for the authorities direct from his factory!”

 

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