Submitted by Instant Road Rage Fame Editor,
KUALA LUMPUR: In a bid to boost radio ratings, HITZ.FM today interviewed the weapon in the now infamous Kuantan Road Rage incident.
“I was minding my own business on the passenger seat floor,” said the lock, “when suddenly I was being brandished by a bezerk wedding planner in a fit of insane racist anger! I don’t see DIGI compensating me for the numerous head injuries I sustained after being bashed repeatedly on the bonnet of a car!”
“It might be good for your ratings to get my side of the story, but why are you talking to me and not Uncle Sim? Isn’t this road rage story something most Malaysians would rather forget?“