Man who brings lube to work meetings claims reputation worth RM50Mil

saiful bakri

Submitted by Frictionless Employee Reputation Editor,

KUALA LUMPUR:  A promising executive who admits to bringing KY sex Jelly with him to business meetings is claiming RM50mil in compensation from his former employer.

“My client’s reputation is all he has,” said the man’s lawyer, “I’m sure he would have invented twitter and become a multimillionaire by now, if only this sodomy trial had not tarnished his image and ruined his future!”

“Strangely, one would think if he wanted to keep the incident secret and save his reputation, he wouldn’t have come out and told so many people, but he is still definitely the victim here!”

more recommended stories

  • Realistic Male Sex Robot Rolls Over And Goes To Sleep After 2 Minutes

    Share Tweet Share114sharesFollow BUTTERWORTH: Local tech.

  • Inspired by PM, local sperm bank returns donations

    Share Tweet Share5.9KsharesFollow PUCHONG:  Today, local.

  • Malaysian Government Considers Allowing Gay Marriage To Stamp Out Gay Sex

    Share Tweet Share1.1KsharesFollow KUALA LUMPUR: Today,.

  • Bangsar South Couple Demand Full 1MDB Transparency In 30-Minute Public Protest

    Share Tweet Share2.2KsharesFollow BANGSAR:  This week,.

Follow us for more breaking news