Submitted by Royal Appeasement Scramble Editor,
SELANGOR: Hours after it was known that the Sultan requested more Pakatan Rakyat candidates to replace the current embattled Selangor MB, PKR have announced that Anwar’s much loved family cat, Mat Manja is the party’s new preferred candidate.
“This is a shrewd move by PKR to solve this seemingly endless Selangor MB crisis,” said a political commentator, ‘how can the Sultan resist a cute little guy like Mat Manja? He’s male, grew up being advised (and fed) by skilled politicians, and best of all, he was born in Selangor!”
“This really was the Kajang Move strategy all along,” said a PKR strategist to gathered journalists, “Awww, you have a wealth of knowledge about running Malaysia’s wealthiest state, don’t you sayang? Sorry, he tends to scratch a bit until he’s had his dinner.”
“Mat Manja is a genuinely qualified Selangor MB candidate, and he will not be under my control,” confirmed Anwar in a statement, “There is no way this cat will be my ‘seat warmer.’ How could that be when everyone knows, he isn’t allowed up on furniture, are you boy?”