Forget poverty eradication, or corruption. Who can drink beer is the nation’s most urgent issue, says Hadi

Datuk Seri Abdul Hadi Awang

Submitted by Haram Beverage Consumption Enforcement Editor,

SELANGOR:  Today Datuk Seri Abdul Hadi Awang announced that by tackling the nation’s most critically urgent topic – who should and shouldn’t drink beer, PAS was as relevant to Malaysians today as ever.

“When Muslims get a substandard education, face rising living costs and poor work prospects, their daughters are afraid of being robbed or assaulted, and their unemployed mat rempit gang member sons are dealing crystal meth, they can take comfort in the fact that we in PAS are hard at work ensuring only non-Muslims drink alcohol!” he said.

“Yes economic marginalisation, crime, education, reckless deforestation, terrorism and poverty are very real, very important issues, and PAS may even deal with them some day, but the hypothetical scenario of a confused Muslim walking into a bar and drinking beer?  Well that has to stop right now!”

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