Gerakan delegates disciplined for playing ‘Harmony Cliche Bingo’ during PM’s speech


Najib Gerakan

Submitted by Predictable Orator Gaming Editor,

SETIA ALAM:  Irate Gerakan president, Datuk Mah Siew Keong announced today that three attendees at yesterday’s National Delegates Conference would face the party’s disciplinary committee for playing ‘Harmony Cliche Bingo’ during the Prime Minister’s address.

“There is a time and place for everything,” Mah told reporters, “but we need to set aside regular Gerakan games at our own conferences out of respect for the speakers.”

“When the PM spoke, I found it very frustrating ,” admitted one bingo player, “I scored big on ‘celebrate diversity’, ‘reject extremism’, ‘harmony’ and ‘unity’, if the PM had just said ‘model moderate nation’, I would have won a bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue Label!”

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