Ridhuan Tee warns AirAsia WiFi enables sky-high WeChat sex hook-ups

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Submitted by Airborne Morality Editor,

KUALA LUMPUR:  Writer and well-known aviation services expert, Ridhuan Tee, warned AirAsia today they were inviting the ‘wrath of God’ by introducing WiFi instant messaging on selected flights.

“Malaysians don’t need these in-flight online temptations,” said Tee, “with access to WiFi, passengers will start ‘friend-finding’ sexy WeChat profiles sharing the same flight!”

“How can we take the chance passengers will just message friends or family, and not start sexting with strangers online? The way I see it, every AirAsia journey has the horrific potential to become an orgy in the sky!”

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