Distress Calls Surge 200% Following Bomba Calendar Release


PETALING JAYA: The Malaysian Fire and Rescue department today admitted there has been an unprecedented interest in fire safety this year mostly from the nation’s distressed women.

“Fire prevention is very important,” said a Fire and Rescue spokesman, “but we would like to remind the public that the department will deploy on-call safety officers on an availability basis.  Please understand, we don’t do requests.”

“I’m sure all the Department’s firemen are very capable and professional,” said 42-year-old Siti in Ampang, “but the fire I got going over here can only be put out by Mr September!”

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