PETALING JAYA: With the country on the brink of a possible economic crisis, property developer Empire City has wisely decided to host a lavish Party of the Century this evening to sell expensive luxury apartments ordinary debt-laden Malaysians can’t afford.
“Hey if Korean pop band 2AM, Taboo and Paris Hilton are attending the Empire City launch, then this will be a wise investment,” said property purchaser Wai Hia Nao. “When the apartments are finally built, hopefully a few celebrities fly back to KL to help me quickly sell them!”
“It’s appropriate tonight’s party theme will be the glamorous 1920’s” said a party attendee, “it’s not like history taught us the 20’s were immediately followed by a Great Depression. These good times will go on and on!”