Anwar Verdict: Lawyers Give Saiful All Clear To Wash Bottom

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KUALA LUMPUR:  After an exhausting seven-year ordeal, Mohd Saiful Bukhari Azlan’s legal council gave him the ‘go ahead’ this afternoon to use the bathroom and wash his bottom.

“We have told our client he may clean his backside and finally use the toilet,” said one of his lawyers, “Mr Saiful has been holding on since 30th June 2008 to preserve additional DNA material in case it was required by the court.  This ‘withheld evidence’, isn’t necessary anymore now that Anwar has been convicted.”

Most of us run to the shower or at least grab some tissues after sex but Saiful bravely confessed he would rather not wash to preserve the evidence to convict his employer who he was consensually
Most of us run to the shower or at least grab some tissues after sex, but Saiful bravely refused to wash until the evidence in his bottom convicted the man he was having consensual homosexual sex with.  This is exactly what typical innocent victims of sodomy do.

Saiful returning from the bathroom, was overheard saying he was “extremely relieved” Sodomy 2 is finally over.

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