Homeowner Alarmed By Multiple Christian Cross Sightings Out Own Window

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KUALA LUMPUR:  The residence of Abdullah Bin Bakar was on high alert this evening after the homeowner noticed several neighboring buildings had adopted Christian crosses in apparent sympathy with the Taman Medan church who removed their cross yesterday.

“I woke up this morning and just like the residents of Taman Medan, the first thing I noticed out my window was a cross!” said Abdullah being comforted by his wife.  “I was going to protest in my living room but now that the Home Minister has said protesting crosses might be seditious, I don’t know what I should be doing anymore!”

“All I know is we Malaysians have to live in constant fear of one another until the PM and his Ministers feel safer in their jobs!”

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