Saiful warns Chong Wei: “Traces of stuff injected into you can last longer than people think!”

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KUALA LUMPUR:  Today Saiful Bukhari Azlan, a recognised Malaysian expert in injected trace substances, had some advice for World badminton No.1 Datuk Lee Chong Wei, who previously tested positive for something that should no longer be in his body.

“I heard Chong Wei was injected with anti-inflammatories last July,” Saiful said, “it’s impressive he still tested positive one month later, seeing I could only keep illegal DNA substances inside me for three days!”

“I’m happy Chong Wei will return to competition again, but would still be interested in knowing how often he washes his backside before I can make a full assessment of what went wrong.  I suggest Chong Wei be careful.  I know from experience doctors can find anything in you these days if they try hard enough!”

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