Overweight USJ11 Rat Claims Camera Adds 20 Pounds

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SUBANG JAYA:  Today a portly rodent claimed photos of him circulating online were not accurately portraying his true body shape and level of fitness.

“A fucking wide-angle lens will make anything look huge,” said the rat in a statement, “this vermin body shaming has got to stop!  If people keep circulating ‘shocking’ photos like this online, customers are going to stop eating at these delicious outdoor stalls!”

 

In an attempt to undo some of the damage to his reputation, the rat has tried circulating this photoshopped picture online

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