Lim Kok Wing University Announces Course In Quietly Quitting Impossible PR Adviser Roles

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CYBERJAYA:  Students taking creative courses on Lim Kok Wing campuses can now study how to strategically quit your no hope Public Relations Adviser position, it was revealed today.

“We hope our students learn that it takes talent to quietly withdraw from the impossible task of making someone whose lost the people’s trust look like someone credible,” said a re-branding expert, “public relations is a valuable skill, but even more valuable is to know when to quit!”

A government source admitted one reason for Lim Kok Wing’s PR failure is the perception the PMO wastes public funds on expensive advisers.  A team of top-dollar consultants were hired to investigate the matter.

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