Nation Celebrates The Return Of Muhyiddin’s Balls

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KUALA LUMPUR:  After calling for a special supporter gathering tonight, the nation was delighted to see the long-lost testicles of Deputy Prime Minister Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin had again been recovered from the bottom of the Malacca Straits.

“We were testing underwater locator equipment to be used for the MH370 search when we discovered the missing gonads,” said a naval search and rescue operations spokesman, “it’s a relief because right now we need balls in government more than ever!”

 

While he may have been ridiculed at the time, a year ago the recovery of the DPM's balls was predicted by bomoh Ibrahim Mat Zin
While he may have been ridiculed at the time, the recovery of the DPM’s balls was predicted by bomoh Ibrahim Mat Zin last year.
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The rakyat last witnessed the DPM balls in March after Muhyiddin assured the nation there would be no public bailout of 1MDB.  Sadly, the gonads went missing after the government sent the troubled wealth fund RM1 billion standby credit shortly after!

 

Local eateries are offering 'Nasi Lemak Muhyiddin' in solidarity with the DPM
Local eateries are offering ‘Nasi Lemak Muhyiddin’ in solidarity with the DPM
“Certainly the DPM can use his balls to call out the PM over 1MDB,” said an UMNO source, “but what about the PM’s wife?  She may not have been born with balls, but her’s have grown bigger than any of ours!”
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