After political funding committee, PM suggests giving contraceptives to pregnant couples

Najib Razak

PUTRAJAYA:  Over the weekend the PM dusted off his reformist chops by announcing some bold new policies to regain the people’s trust after RM2.6bilion was ‘donated’ into his personal bank account.

“The PM will introduce a series of ‘closing the barn door after the horse has bolted’ hindsight initiatives” said a government spokesman, “we are talking about the new Political Financing Committee, as well as a plan to give couples contraceptives after they become pregnant!”

Najib tried to initiate political funding reforms in 2009 but was powerless to do so as he was only the PM and finance minister at the time.
Najib tried to introduce political funding reforms in 2009 but was powerless to do so as he was only the Prime Minister and Finance Minister at the time.
The DPM wont allow the government to be toppled given the PM bought his current term with hard earned mysterious donation money.
The DPM wont allow the government to be toppled given the PM already paid good money for his current democratic term.

“The PM says the political funding committee will take a year to come up with a campaign financing policy for the 2018 election which we hope is enough time for the rakyat to forget how the last polls were greased with foreign donor money!”

“Like the plan to give pregnant couples condoms, it’s not how you got screwed previously that matters, it’s how you get protection for next time that’s important!”

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