Vuvuzelas As Annoying As Government, Say Bersih 4 Protesters

Bersih vuvuzelas

KUALA LUMPUR:  Today Bersih 4 protesters admitted the ear splitting sound of vuvuzelas is as annoying as having Najib Tun Razak in office.

“There are thousands here at Bersih4 sending one united message,” said a Bersih 2.0 organiser, “and that is, to stop blaring your fucking vuvuzelas right now!  Seriously, nobody can hear themselves think, let alone think up democratic reforms!”

Conspiracy theorists believe police have deployed covert vuvuzela salesman to slowly disperse Bersih rally goers.
Conspiracy theorists believe police have deployed vuvuzela salesman to slowly disperse the Bersih rally

 

“I didn’t think anything could anger me like our Prime Minister,” said a rally goer, “but after a sleepless night listening to these vuvuzela idiots, Najib is almost starting to look good to me!”

 

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