Malaysia World Cup Squad Finally Score 4 Points At UAE Stadium Traffic Light


ABU DHABHI:  Malaysia’s football team finally scored last night after assistant coach Faisal Bin Bakar drove the tour bus through a red light in front of Mohammad Bin Zayed Stadium.

“I prayed Malaysia would get some points in Abu Dhabi after being thrashed by Palestine and Oman,” said a local supporter, “my wishes have sort of come true!”

“Under local traffic laws, UAE have no choice but to award the Malaysian team 4 points for reckless driving,” said a team spokesman, “maybe these points can count towards our World Cup bid?”

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