KUALA LUMPUR: In a landmark legal case, today lawyers representing Malaysia’s Prime Minister Najib Tun Razak filed a suit against the planet.
“The PM believes he is a victim of a global conspiracy to topple him from power,” said a lawyer representing the embattled leader, “given the difficulty suing the Wall Street Journal, Al Jazeera, Fairfax Australia, The New York Times, Sarawak Report and numerous other international journalists, jews and 1MDB investigators individually, we have been instructed to sue the entire world to minimise the PM’s legal costs!”
“The timing of all these investigations into the PM’s activities is highly suspicious,” said a pro-Najib supporter, “Why investigate things the PM may have done only after you find evidence he has done them? It seems too much of a coincidence to ignore!”
“Should the High Court order the world to pay damages, the amount is likely to run into the trillions,” confirmed a lawyer, “we suggest the PM bank it offshore to avoid onerous Bank Negara regulations!”