Najib returns home for treatment after unfortunate Israeli PM handshake

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KLIA:  Malaysia’s Prime Minister arrived home this morning for urgently needed treatment after suffering unexpected Jewish handshake contact with Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu in New York.

Signs at the PM's welcome home rally such as “Allah Selamatkan Najib Allah Selamatkan Palestin” gave many hope the PM was not fatally injured by Jewish contact.
Signs at the PM’s welcome home rally such as “Allah Selamatkan Najib Allah Selamatkan Palestin” gave many hope the PM was not fatally injured by physical Jewish contact.

 

If left untreated, the PM would have to remove his right hand from his organ donor card to not offend future recipients.
If left untreated, the PM would be obligated to remove the offending right hand from his organ donor card.

 

The PM is such a danger to Israelis, Najib was followed all the way to a food expo in Milan.
Netanyatu followed Najib from New York to Milan and was saddened to learn Israel’s matzo bread is no match for Malaysian roti canai

 

“Many think these diplomatic junkets are all fun and games,” said a supporter, “but in the confinement of United Nations headquarters, Malaysian leaders run the real risk of being forced into touching Jews!”

The PM will undergo cleansing rituals at Hospital Putrajaya.  It is expected he will make a full recovery and continue to champion Palestinian rights.

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