1MDB CEO Arul Kanda grilled at PAC questioning spa

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KUALA LUMPUR:  The long overdue appearance of 1MDB president Arul Kandasamy before the Public Accounts Committee was reconvened to their new questioning spa, it was revealed today.

“It was new PAC chief Datuk Hasan Arifin’s idea to send Arul to the spa for an intensive grilling,” said a PAC spokesman, “so for lunch we served him grilled prawns to soften him up for the foot reflexology and intense hot stone massage questioning to follow!  We’re confident despite Arul running from the panel in May, today’s spa session will have a happy ending!”

“The rakyat need to know just because PAC was suspended and suspiciously overhauled doesn’t mean we’ll be going soft on Arul.  Our shiatsu masseuse is very firm, and promised to keep working on him til he cracks!”

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