KLIA: Tonight the pilots of 3 Boeing 747-200F’s that have been parked on the apron of the Kuala Lumpur International Airport for an unspecified amount of time have admitted to losing their parking machine tokens.
“The chip coin must have slipped out of my trousers somewhere,” admitted one of the pilots, “I’ve checked in the usual places. Under the sofa cushions, in the laundry basket. I’ve even vacuumed out my car!”
“I don’t mind paying millions in overdue aircraft parking, but I’d rather abandon a 747 than let KLIA get that RM100 lost token charge! Those stupid little chips are way too easy to lose!”