Nation plagued by fat police and skinny students mulls job swap

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MALAYSIA:  Today authorities admitted they were perplexed by the twin problems of skinny students starving on college campuses while obese police were too overworked to get fit.

The situation is being monitored closely with one solution being hungry students taking police crime watch ‘internships’ to get nourishment.  Overweight cops may also consider attending UKM for a college diploma complete with maggie mee on-campus meal programme.

More to come.

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