Gravitational Waves Detected As Govt’s 1MDB/Donation Explanations Collapse Space, Time & Logic


WASHINGTON:  Today physicists at Laser Interferometer Gravitational-Wave Observatory (Ligo) announced they have detected gravitational waves caused by the collision of two black holes.

“These gravitational waves confirm Einstein’s theories,” said Ligo spokesperson, Kip Knightly, “what we are seeing is the Malaysian government’s explanations about the PM’s donation and 1MDB have formed two dense black holes from which logic, matter and money cannot escape!”

“Can a donation be an investment?  Are units collateral?  Why rush into a Middle Eastern JV with someone you’ve only just met ?  Can you receive a donation to fight a terrorist organisation before it was formed?  The explanations to these questions are collapsing in on themselves!”

Scientists believe the gravitational waves caused by 1MDB and the RM2.6bil will warp time as investigations into these black holes seem to go on forever.

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