Dr M Recalls 100,000 Faulty Protons and a Prime Minister

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SHAH ALAM:  Today Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad, announced 100,000 faulty Exora, Preve, Suprima Protons are to be recalled along with Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak.

“I do my best to make world class vehicles,” the Proton chairman confessed, “but clearly I didn’t do proper quality testing, causing problems with these cars and Prime Ministers down the road!”

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Many believe this PM could have been a great success, however Dr M insists multiple rear end accidents made him unroadworthy.

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Abdullah was a popular PM model but had problems with its starter engine often stalling in parliament.

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The recalled Najib PM has extraordinarily high running costs running into the billions.

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The Najib PM comes with an air bag, however many drivers wonder if it is worth the extra cost.

“Recalling and repairing all 100,000 faulty protons will take around 6 months,” said Tun Mahathir, “unfortunately, recalling the current Prime Minister may take longer.”

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