Guan Eng Unsubscribes From Groupon


GEORGETOWN:  Penang Chief Minister Lim Guan Eng officially ended his relationship with Groupon this morning after hitting the discount website’s ‘unsubscribe’ button.

“The CM was tempted to take up several Groupon discount offers including sushi at Queensway Mall, low price car window tinting, and a family studio photoshoot deal before thinking better of it,” confirmed a source, “LGE has told supporters he only wants to pay full price as buying below market has been ‘more trouble than it’s worth!’”

It is understood a team of DAP valuation experts are to accompany Guan Eng and his wife on all shopping outings to ensure the CM is warned of any below market bargains he may be unintentionally getting.

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