HOLLYWOOD: Red Granite Pictures, production house behind such movie hits as Daddy’s Home, Dumb and Dumber Too and Wolf of Wall St., had show-business tongues wagging last night after acquiring the movie rights to the recently leaked Panama Papers from shell company enabling law-firm, Mossack Fonseca.
“Disney, Dreamworks and Paramount all expressed a keen interest in a Panama Papers film, but Red Granite outfoxed them all by purchasing the movie rights through a serious of ingenious anonymous offshore transactions!” showbiz Variety columnist Rick Brick confirmed.
“The Wolf Of Wall Street Movie producers, PM stepson Riza Aziz, Joey McFarland and their trusty financier Jho Lho are all back ready to make The Panama Papers their most outrageous financial scam picture yet!”
“Red Granite said they need someone financially savvy to screen-write the Panama Papers film. Untraceable offshore bank accounts is a subject the boys insist they officially know nothing about!”