Johor Offered Water Filtered By Singaporean Kidneys


JOHOR:  Today Singapore told Johor’s water regulatory body Badan Kawalselia Air Johor (Bakaj), that in addition to the six million gallons of daily treated water they were supplying, it could also pump NEWater which had been filtered through the kidneys of its citizens.

“Johor is facing a major environmental disaster after a GLC-linked palm mill dumped ammonia into local water sources,” an insider confirmed, “now Malaysia finds itself in the embarrassing position of begging Singapore for water after threatening to cut our untreated water supply to the island for years!”

“If Johor does agree to import NEWater, please don’t take the piss out of the arrangement.  It’s best we leave that to Singapore!”

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