RIO: Shuttlers Swat Zika Mosquitos In Preparation For Mixed Doubles Final

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RIO:  With Malaysia one step away from a historic first Olympic gold medal for Mixed Doubles badminton, shuttlers Chan Peng Soon and Goh Yiu Ling were seen tonight preparing for the final.

“BA of Malaysia assistant coach, Abdullah Abu Bakar allowed the pair to only briefly celebrate their semi-final victory over China, before handing them both electric mosquito swatters to practice before the final against Indonesia in the morning,” said a source, “Peng Soon and Yiu Ling have been doing this special zika virus training regime every evening since arriving in Rio!”

While Malaysian returned from the London Olympics with out a gold medal 4 years ago, visiting officials and their wives set track and field records rushing to Harrods.
While Malaysian athletes returned from the London games without any gold medals, visiting officials and their wives broke national track and field records running to Harrods between events.

 

“The entire nation is rooting for these two,” said a Malaysian, “let’s hope they bring back some medals from Rio, and hopefully nothing else!”

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