MACC Vows To Keep Arresting Datuks Until We Forget About 1MDB


KUALA LUMPUR:  Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission (MACC)  officials today reaffirmed their commitment to charge as many faceless corrupt Datuks as it takes for Malaysians to forget about the massive 1MDB elephant in the room.

“Malaysians are ashamed of their country being called a kleptocracy,” said a MACC source, “and what better way to show how serious we are about law and order than arresting Datuks, Datuk Seris and a senior sports official for stolen millions instead of the stolen 1MDB billions highlighted by the US Department of Justice.”

“I’m impressed Dzulkifli Ahmad and his team are doing something about graft,” said a Malaysian, “I only wish these corrupt Datuks would release an offensive rap single so police tell us who they are.”

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