Peeping Tom Gives New Jais App Five Stars

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SUBANG JAYA:  Professional voyeur and self-appointed syariah law enforcer, 42-year-old Kid Kangkung gave the new Jais smartphone app a five out of five star rating in the Google play store today.

“The Jais app is free and simple to use,” he said after testing it this week in shopping malls, parks and hotel rooms, “last week I was a peeping Tom with a smartphone, but today, I’m a Jais-approved khalwat ranger!”

Police were forced to apologise to Encik Kangkung after mistakenly arresting him for spying.  Officers and Kangkung laughed off the misunderstanding after which he climbed back up his ‘patrol tree’ strategically positioned next to a university student dormitory.

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