PM Avoids Mentioning Dr M By Name In Case He’s Like Voldemort

Malaysia's Prime Minister Najib Razak speaks at the opening of the International Conference on Deradicalisation and Countering Violent Extremism in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

KUALA LUMPUR:  Today in a fiery speech, Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Abdul Razak warned a ’91-year-old man’ and ‘past leader’ was trying to topple the government without mentioning the man by name.

“The PM has asked his Ministers not to speak of you-know-who out loud as talking about he-who-must-not-be-named might give him powers or summon him like Lord Voldemort in the Harry Potter books,” a Putrajaya source confirmed.

The PM then explained the out of touch  ‘Former Leader’s’ past struggles were limited to silencing his critics and awarding crony contracts as opposed to the very different way the modern government operates today.

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