Soros – I Was Having So Much Fun Toppling Najib I Forgot To Topple Trump


WASHINGTON:  Today Malaysians blamed billionaire George Soros for being so distracted with his obsession with toppling Malaysia’s democratically elected government, that he completely forgot to rig the US election and save the planet from a Trump presidency.

“I had it down in my diary to fix voting machines in US swing states,” a miserable Soros confessed, “but I was so busy sending money to Malaysiakini and Malaysia’s bar council that I completely forgot about it!”

A red shirt spokesman insists despite Soro’s total failure to meddle with Trump’s victory and the American democratic process, Malaysians should remain hysterically afraid of him.

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