To boost US ties, Malaysian officials offer to buy Trump penthouses

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PUTRAJAYA:  Today Malaysia’s political elite reaffirmed the Prime Minister’s assurances a Donald Trump presidency will not affect Malaysia’s relationship with the US.

“The PM says he has a golfing friendship with the new president elect, but we Malaysians still need to work at it,” a source confirmed, “if it means using some surplus Chinese investment capital to purchase  Trump Park Avenue condos to win over new President, it’s a sacrifice we officials are prepared to make!”

 

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