Tabloids welcome new celebrity couple Donjib


KUALA LUMPER:  Today local gossip tabloids welcomed new celebrity couple ‘Donjib’ after Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak reconnected with old friend and now President-elect, Donald Trump.

“The PM was beaming after his telephone conversation with Donald,” a source confirmed, “sometimes when you’re interested in someone, you don’t want to appear too eager, but the PM waited just long enough after Trump’s election win and captivated  ‘The Donald’ by talking about his favourite subject – himself!”

Sadly, Trumpjib confirms the end of Nabama
Nabama had been under strain for some time particularly after the US President hinted our PM had been unfaithful with 1MDB funds.

“Donjib is a match made in heaven!” said celebrity gossiper, Nor Binti Abang, “these men have so much in common including comb overs, private jets, Manhattan apartments, golf, and winning elections despite losing the popular vote!”

While Donjib have yet to be seen together, it is understood the PM’s interest in pursuing the President-elect is all about ‘strengthening ties’ and nothing at all to do with blocking a White House petition to confirm the identity of M01.

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