High Speed Rail To Cut Travel Time Between Politicians And Their Money

PUTRAJAYA: Today, Malaysian politicians praised the recently signed High-Speed Rail (HSR) agreement, as the 300kmh train promises to reduce traveling time to their money down south.

“The HSR between KL and Singapore will be a game changer in 2026,”a politician announced, “instead of having to fly or drive 5+ hours to meet our offshore bank managers, we could potentially make an ’emergency cash deposit’ in only 90 minutes!”

While the project is still in early design stages, engineers have assured the government the HSR 1st class carriage will have ample storage for numerous carry-on bags, even the ones handcuffed to your wrist.

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