JOHOR: Malaysian men hoping to boost sexual performance/pleasure by squeezing their ‘KL towers’ into tight-fitting metallic rings, welcomed a new metallic penis ring removal specialty clinic opening here today.
“After recent mishaps prevented me from performing circumcisions, my new clinic lets me prove to health ministry officials I still have the surgical chops required to remove these pleasure rings,” explained senior ring removal Clinical specialist, Dr. So Long Dong,
“So far, by utilising my unic laser procedure, we haven’t hurt a penis ring yet!” he said in a statement.
A spokesman for families suffering from botched circumcisions suggest those lucky enough to still be endowed consider trying Viagra or rubber rings to ‘strengthen ties’ with their partners, seeing tight metal penis rings can leave your cabinet member feeling very blue.