Middle East Restores Ties After Remembering Qatar Owns Harrods


LONDON:   Middle Eastern Gulf states including Saudi Arabia, UAE and Bahrain hastily restored all ties with Doha today after diplomatic intelligence revealed Qatar was planning a devastating counter-move for being cut off after talking to Iran.

“Word has come from our Knightsbridge personal shoppers that Middle Eastern visitors must vacate the Qatar-owned Harrods of London department store immediately unless ties with Doha are restored,” a diplomatic source confirmed.

With temperatures in the Gulf soaring over 45° degrees and many Harrods Black Card-carrying, Middle Eastern high rollers already in London for the Ramadan shopping season, the Gulf States are not expected to resume accusing Qatar of terrorist links after after the Eid al Fitr celebrations.

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