Tun Warns Former Apprentice, “If You Strike Me Down I Shall Become More Powerful Than You Can Possibly Imagine!”


An old man has warned his former apprentice that despite the fact he’s at the twilight of his political career, his party is deregistered, his allies face imprisonment, he can’t show his face or logo and his urban supporters are gerrymandered into insignificance just before GE14, he is far from a spent force.

“We will face off at last. The circle is now complete. When I left he was but a learner, but soon we will know who is the master!”

“Najib, you may think my powers are weak and I’m an old man,” he said scoffing at claims he should not have come back,

“You cannot win Najib.  If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine!”

Intergalactic political analysts have interpreted this to mean if defeated in GE14, Tun will continue to haunt his apprentice as a blue ghost.

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