Rizalman Dismisses Shock GE14 Result As Bad Coffee Trip

KUALA LUMPUR: Bandar Tun Razak Umno chief Datuk Rizalman Mokhtar has today sworn off late night KTV coffee after a recent bad trip had him waking up to the nightmare scenario of the Barisan Nasional government being toppled by voters.

“Well that’s it, I’m quitting 2AM coffee for good now,” he said rubbing his swollen eyes, “this isn’t the sort of high I can enjoy anymore.

“Last night the coffee was so strong I swore I saw Dr M being appointed Prime Minister!”


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