Council Of Elders Discuss Taking 1MDB To Mordor

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RIVENDELL:  Today Malaysia’s newly formed Council Of Elders called a meeting to discuss what should be done with the 1MDB ring of abused power, a ring so powerful when you slipped it on, money becomes invisible.

“A darkness has enveloped our lands,” Prime Minister Tun Mahathir declared solemnly, “one that can only be lifted by destroying that which tempts and corrupts!  We must take 1MDB and throw it into the fiery flames of Mount Doom!”

While the council have yet to finalise who will make up the fellowship travelling to Mordor, they all agreed the movie rights to the quest won’t go to Red Granite Productions.

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