AGC Employee Launches Probe Into Missing Office Stapler

PUTRAJAYA: The Attorney-General’s Chambers in Presint 4 was in lockdown today after former Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission (MACC) chief Tan Sri Dzulkifli Ahmad warned colleagues he had initiated a thorough probe into a blue stapler that went missing from his desk.

“Dzulkifli isn’t taking his first day back in a new undefined role at the AGC lightly,” said one observer, “he’s checking records and interviewing suspects. I’m certain the blue stapler will turn up any day now.

Sources close to Dzulkifli confirm the former MACC chief is also investigating who keeps forgetting to refill the paper trays in the Canon photocopier.

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