Papa Says You Can’t Have New Train Set Because Credit Card Maxed Out

PUTRAJAYA:  Still in shock after receiving a 1 trillion ringgit credit card statement, our nation’s father has said we won’t be getting any fun new train sets to play with because we’re maxed out.

“I was really hoping for a new MRT or HSR trainset but Papa says we can’t afford it,” one commuter sniffed, “to make up for it, he’s buying us a Straits Island Middle Rocks Playset.  Annoying Singapore can be fun, but it’s not the same as a new train set is it?”

The nation’s father is noncommital as to when we might be able to finally buy a new train set but a generous Middle Eastern donor would be most welcome right now.

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