Elon Musk Arrives In M’sia With Submarine Capable Of Saving Opposition

SEPANG: Rescue diver feuding, tech billionaire Elon Musk touched down in Malaysia this evening keen to show off his newest rescue submarine prototype capable of descending to the depths which Malaysia’s opposition are currently at.

“Unlike the recent unfortunate misunderstanding in Thailand, Elon is completely serious about this Umno/PAS rescue mission,” a source close to the Tesla CEO confirmed,

“This specially created submarine is designed to elevate Malaysia’s parliamentary opposition from the dark cave of parliamentary walkout theatrics opposition lawmakers other than Rembau MP Khairy Jamaluddin and Kimanis MP Datuk Seri Anifah Aman have found themselves in.”

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It is understood the reason behind today’s opposition parliamentary spelunking walkout was Pakatan Harapan’s failure to appoint one of their own MPs as Speaker as outlined in their pre-GE14 manifesto.

“Haven’t these guys watched Pirates of the Caribbean?” one backbencher asked,

“The manifesto needn’t be followed exactly.   It’s sort of like the pirate’s code, it’s more what you’d call ‘guidelines.’”

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