Equanimity To Become Ship Steakhouse

PORT KLANG: Malaysia’s Finance Ministry revealed big plans for the seized RM1billion superyacht Equanimity arriving in Port Klang today.

“Minister Lim Guan Eng is keen to unlock the RM1 billion ringgit vessel’s full potential,” a source confirmed, which will include converting the luxurious yacht into a new The Ship Steakhouse Restaurant.”

“Malaysian diners will finally be able to see what happened to the nation’s money while tasting a special menu including items such as ‘The Steak PetroSaudi Venture Flambé,’ ‘Tax-Haven Tenderloin,’ ‘Paris Hilton hotplate,’ ‘Sizzling, Not For Personal Gain Garlic Prawns,’ and our special ‘Cayman Island Chicken,’ which is perfect for patrons who want their bill to leave no paper trail.”

“Every evening The Ship Equanimity will reserve a table for Malaysia’s most famous bloated billionaire buccaneer, Jho Low, should he ever feel brave enough to drop in for some black pepper steak.

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