Zahid Not Using Skin Whitener, Just Living In Najib’s Shadow

KUALA LUMPUR: Sources close to Datuk Seri Dr. Ahmad Zahid Hamidi have dismissed rumours the increasingly fair skinned opposition leader has become addicted to applying face whitening creams since the 14th General Election.

“Zahid’s fair complexion isn’t due to skin bleaching” explained luminous overshadowed leader enthusist, Abdullah bin Bakar,

“What we are witnessing is Zahid’s low profile during the crucial Sungai Kandis campaign and lack of general leadership and policy has the new Umno chief spending more and more time in the ample shade provided by predecessor Datuk Seri Najib Razak’s shadow.”

Local dermatologists have confirmed Najib with his headline-grabbing social media posts and media statements presumably with the support and endorsement of his party are the overshadowing equivalent of regular SPF100 (Successor Pale Face) whitening serum treatments.

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