Proud Dad Jho Low Watches Son Open His First Cayman Island Bank Account

CHINA: As they watched closely, two-year-old, Jason Low delighted his proud fugitive parents today by setting up his first offshore tax haven business vehicle.

“Well he definitely takes after his Father,” said a delighted Jho Low as the talented lad used reference letters obtained through well-placed kindergarten contacts to bypass the compliance departments of several offshore Banks before opening accounts then registering shelf companies by the name of M&Ms Capital and Oreos Investment Ltd located in the Cayman Islands and Seychelles.

“The way Jason’s going, my baby whale will have his own sovereign wealth fund to siphon from before his third birthday,” his father beamed.

“Now that he’s mastered life’s basics, maybe now we should start his potty training!”

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