Adopting Jho Low Defense, Bank Robbers Claim Innocence As They Don’t Officially Work There

PETALING JAYA: Today three robbers caught on video carting ATM machines out of a Sungai Buloh UOB adopted the same argument as wanted fugitive Jho Low insisting despite evidence, they are innocent because they don’t hold any official position at the bank.

“Like Jho Low, my client Kid Kangkung insists he couldn’t be part of an organised team conspiring to siphon cash out of the bank because he doesn’t officially work there,” his PR team explained in a statement,

“Please keep an open mind.  My client may know a guy from his school days who knows a guy, but you can’t be guilty unless the bank puts your name on a business card!”

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